Last week I was on stage. They hit me with the spotlight and I started to walk towards it. I got a brochure in the mail for prepaid cremation. No, no, no, it's a great deal. If you die in the fire, you get half your money back. I tried using that face aging app. They said, 'No, you're good.' I read that at my age, if you fall down, you're likely to
My brother called me out of nowhere and he goes, "Your nephew got in trouble at school." MY BROTHER CALLED ME. Nephew Told a Joke. TROUBLE AT SCHOOL. I was like, "What does that have to do with me?" WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? He goes, "He told a joke." HE TOLD A JOKE. Yeah. I go, "Why didn't give him a joke to tell, so why is this my deal?"
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